Bad horse ads, miniature horses can be cute but not all need to reproduce.

In this Episode of Bad Horse Ads we have the pleasure of two horses acting as the model of their breed and station, and one special old girl who's looking for a good home.

Mr. Dangles

Not his official name, but I feel like “Dangles” alone is rather uncouth.

Bad Horse Ads: Dangles the miniature stud colt.For just $10k you can own this model example of the miniature horse, complete with testicles.

Straight from this horse's ad:

Dusty is a beautiful little guy with tons of personality and a strut to go with it. Hes quite the looker.

I think that about says it all.

“Showin Attitude”

That's not all she's showing! Look at those post legs that post leg, and those knees.

Bad Horse Ads: AQHA model broodmare.It's no wonder this girl is a “model broodmare“.

Check out her sales video showing she can graze in a pasture!

http://youtu.be/o5-FlXh9yHA

On the bright side, she was trained to ride I mean race, so there's a chance someone could pick her up and put her back to work. Or for a real wing-dinger you could pick up her and Mr. Dangles, cross them and end up with a champion foal!

“Juniper Cross”

Lastly, this old girl could use a home.

This old girl is looking for a loving home.

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  1. -Dusty looks like he carries the Dwarf gene. By all means let’s keep breeding that into mares for 10K.
    -‘Showin Attitude’, well what can a I say? Why do they breed those awful hocks into their horses? And why are they all built down hill?
    – ‘Juniper Cross’, will someone save that poor mare. “Murphy (Juniper Cross) AQHA mare from T Cross Ranch, 24 years old, lots of spunk, barrels, poles, gymkhana.” Enough already.

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